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Whoops. I think. Let’s try that again.

It. Hi, birds. How you doing, buddy? Ah, very cool.

Holy cow. Wow, it’s really dark. Do not let them.

Advanced weaponry, brightness level zero. Had to turn off my light in my room. I can’t.

Literally cannot see. All right. Now we’re in the zone.

I think that’s a big boy. He’s still moving. Wow, he’s still moving down now.

It’s good to see, birds. It’s good to see. I’m glad you’re here.

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, we’ll probably be playing multiple games today. Ready to liberate.

Fire in the hole. Calling down a support weapon. Calling and reinforced.

Oh, there’s a big boy. There’s a big boy. Ouch.

Oh, what a welcome committee. Good lord. Yeah, Landon in a great spot.

I figured it wouldn’t be that bad being behind what looked like all the objectives, but that was very rogue. Is that a goat on my screen, it’s, like, blue and green. I don’t know.

That’s what it’s supposed to look like. Or not. Turquoise scope.

North 200 meters. Top ship. Requesting advanced weaponry.

Oh, goodness. Nice. Might actually have to turn the flashlight on our weapon.

We can see. Oh, my God, they’re everywhere, dude. Calling down objective equipment.

Requesting air support. Coming in hot. It dropship it.

Thanks for typing that up, buddy. Calling down supplies. Requesting orbital strike reinforcing.

Sending in an eagle. Oh, hello. No, it’s all good.

It is all good. No need to fret. Requesting air support.

That’s right. Drop a like, that way, the algorithm gives us some of that algorithm juice, so to speak. Oh, my God.

Pick the hornets nest. Wow, that didn’t hit anything. What the heck? Affirmative.

That did. Nope, I didn’t want to switch to it. When I said that in chat, the button flashed.

Nice. Yeah, I think that was a feature they added at some point. Drop a.

Like, give us some of the algorithm juice. I don’t know if it works for the subscribe button, but you know that, too. Objective located north.

I can’t tell since I’m already subscribed. Yeah, fair enough. I think it.

I think it’s only the like button, but I’m not sure. And I didn’t know it worked on live streams. I knew it was a thing for regular videos, but that’s really cool.

You know, we’re on this super, super dark map, and I bet you the next mission is gonna be, like, super bright. It’s gonna be like, a total transition. That’s just lucky.

Was a interesting dive. Um, just so you know, birds. By the way, I am like, for the people that are like, joining discord and stuff, I am being a little more laxed with, like, the rules and stuff.

But try and keep it, you know, as family friendly as possible. But at the end of the day, you know, the games we’re playing aren’t exactly that, so. Oh, that was a good dodge.

Wow, that didn’t take down the drop ship. Oh, thing is still angry. Calling in orbital strike.

Got to get this tower down, otherwise they’re just going to keep on flooding in. There’s a tank to our right. Oh, my gosh.

Can’t keep everything in the family friendly, but at least you’re trying. Yep. That’s right.

About being a therapist at one point. Oh, same. And then I realized I have too many.

Too many problems in my own. One of the most chaotic missions I’ve been in in a while. Are you joking? At least that one’s down.

Oh, my goodness. This is insane. Problems aren’t something you can stop on your own.

Just remember, it isn’t weak or bad to ask for assistance. That’s right. I agree.

Goodness gracious. Oh, God. Run, chicken little, run.

That’s an rpg, guy. It’s fine. Bleeding out.

Good. Sorry, guys. I didn’t see the reinforcements on the way much longer.

Thank you. Oh, my lord. It is chaos.

Chaos, you say? Chaos? Indeed. Good to see you, my friend. Chaos.

Chaos in helldivers. Currently reload. Requesting air support.

Delivery payload. Requesting advanced weaponry. Supply beacon.

Drop tip supplies. Attacking. Map northwest, far.

Oh, goodness. Goodness. Same with nightmares.

Insomnia. Yeah, I get those constantly. My guys? All of the above.

Oh, my. It. Is it a railgun with no ammo? Interesting.

Okay. They still absolutely destroy walkers. That’s good.

I have to give the railgun a try again. Railgun still great against bots. Good to know.

Yeah. Rare. This mission was quite a crazy start.

Cause, like, it dropped us right next to an AA base, and then it also dropped us in. Possibly the darkest map I’ve ever been on. It was extremely dark, and it still is.

Well, that’s not great. Not really. Strike.

Firing gas. Strike. Those are good words.

I can’t seem to articulate what I’m wanting to articulate. Well spoken. How’s the.

How’s the weather going? Um, I’m pretty sure it’s chill right now. Just had a bad batch of storms yesterday, that’s all. Yeah, but that’s this state.

Or this area, really. Especially during the summer. But how? I’m in a.

I’m in a. I’m in a good physical location. Where I’m at has a lot of water.

Like, a lot of water. So I think that helps with kind of diverting things a little bit, you know? I mean, bad things still happen, but I don’t think the naders and stuff, like, lots of water. Don’t tell me that water is, like, their favorite thing.

My gosh. I thought this robot next to me was a teammate. Oh, my goodness.

It. I legit can’t see these guys. All I see is their out their lasers, laser.

They might as well be in fog at this point. Enemy patrol southeast. 18 kilometer.

Wind and 100% chance of rain. I need that translated. I’m sure that’s not good, but my little american education brain doesn’t know what that means.

Calling down supplies. Requesting advanced weaponry. Heavy east 50 meters.

I’m out. Calling down a sentry. 53 miles an hour.

Holy moly, that’s some fast wind. Oh, my God. Yeah, we had some wind the other day that was, like, straight line winds or whatever they call it, and it was winds that were fast enough to be considered tornado or tornadic winds, but they weren’t actual tornadoes.

It’s like, oh, my lovely birds. Does your. Does your part of the world get tornadoes? It.

Requesting air supporting terminals. Joining the fray. Dodge that missile.

That can’t be the right conversion there. Ten mile per hour. I had to have been a typo for what, 18 km? Yeah, maybe.

Oh, I guess. Okay. I don’t know, man.

Just a silly american rare. Did you watch that? Well, have you watched anything I posted in the discord recently? Yeah, course I do. How about the Helldiver one? Helldiver channel? Which.

Which helldiver? Oh, the most recent. Yeah, no, I’ve not looked in there. When did you put it in? Uh, late last night.

No, I have not gotten to that yet. Well, long story short, new stuff leaked, and one of the things that I’m super excited about is the. They’re giving us gas grenades, like.

Like the gas strike, but in grenade form, and. Yeah, that’s a big base. Quite a large base.

Looks like three to four heavies. At least take this thing off safe. Calling down a support weapon.

They should have made an Xbox version of this called heavenly sliders. Sounds like a sound like a weird anime game about cooking as White Castle. Yeah, t three, you got a tank coming in on you from drop ship.

Okay, fair enough. It reloading. Requesting air support.

Oh, that did blow up to base. I’ll be danged. I just realized that we walked right by the main objective.

Yeah, leave it to me. And, well, to be fair, it was all chaos, so I hit the rock. Awesome.

Oh, my God. Send the individuals. Requesting air support.

Mission at ten minutes remaining. Oh, perfect. I like to hear.

What is lamppost’s favorite movie? What is a lamppost’s favorite movie? 50 Shades of Grey. Oh, my lord. Heavy northwest, 50 meters.

That ain’t good. That ain’t good. That ain’t good.

Yep. So I take back what I said about the railgun. No longer just did in it again.

Oh, my God. With the new meta family, guy will soon have to just become family. That’s funny.

Punch a bucket, guys. Next. Empty? No.

Requesting air support. Requesting eat rocket use. I don’t even know if we got my samples.

I don’t really care at this point. Oh, my God. I look away for 1 second.

Oh, that’s a walker. A strider. Whatever.

Well, this has been quite the match. Everywhere I look, there’s something very mean. Bro.

I think that strider just pooped out. Heavy. Like, are you for real? That was a bad throw.

Heavy from tf two. No, not one of those. I’d rather take a heavy from tf two than the heavies in this.

These heavies have way too much armor. I’m out of ammo. Wonderful.

Down to just my pistol boys. No grenade. Are you a cat or a dog person? Yes.

I used to be just a dog person, but then I got a kitty and now I’m up. Well, I’ve always just been an all animal kind of person. I’ve had everything under the sun.

Snakes, lizards. I guess I haven’t had birds yet. Unless you count chickens.

Yeah, just everything. Animals are great. I’m a bird, as you can tell.

For real. You know, that’s something that like, a very, very common thing in my dreams is that, like. Not that I’m a bird, but that I can fly or jump.

Like, really, really high and like, have no fall damage. Probably means something, but, you know, whatever. Whoever brought the smoke, that was a good call.

That’s a heavy, heavy southwest. It was a heavy supply drop. Oh, okay.

That scared me. You know, I may be stupid, but I’m not dumb. Wait, other way around.

Damn it. Something like that. Yeah.

Understanding. Let’s get out of this planet. Or at least this zone.

That was by far the most intense level seven I’ve ever done. I’m not gonna read that out loud. Birds.

But that is crazy. So rare. I had a.

I was working with AI and I had it generate me a logo, right? And the first attempt, everything was spelled perfectly. I just kind of wish it was something else. The 17 attempts after that couldn’t spell to save its life.

I’m like, okay, I guess I’m taking the first try. Like, I don’t. I don’t get it, cuz, like, some AI, like, you know, like, zero shot is what they call it.

You know, sometimes they nail it the first time, and then for some reason, every follow up time, it just is like, duh. Yeah. And they added a feature where you can, like, highlight parts of the image and be like, hey, I want you to change this, or whatever.

And it still doesn’t fix it. It’s like, I’m like, just correct the spelling on this. And it’s like, nah, where do they get jammed from? I feel like this is Jamaica.

Okay, allied destroyer has left squadron. Well, they’re dropping like flies. Yeah, yeah.

Do you want to see if we could find what planet that’s not dark? I mean, what, uh, how long have you been streaming? Or 42 minutes. Long enough. Long enough that the algorithm doesn’t care.

Hold that thought. Say that again? Long enough that the algorithm doesn’t care. I was just gonna.

I was gonna bring up. I got an ad on twitch for a product that very closely resembles a white, powdery substance. Oh, lord.

And it’s. It’s. It’s so.

It’s 400 milligrams of caffeine. It’s called want of. Yeah, maybe it’ll be a little bit easier.

And it’s like. It’s like, this is on. This is an ad on twitch.

Synchronize. Oh, my goodness. Oh, it switched.

That’s not a surprise. I’m gonna switch to my heavy build and just hope we get more people, I guess. Hope we get more people.

I hope we do. Engaging orbital thrusters. Oh, hey, our other game.

I saw that. I was like, hmm. Synchronized.

Here we go. Oh, we only get three. That’s interesting.

Allied destroyer has joined squadron. That changes. We’ll reveal all the tiny tweaks we’ve made, but entities in general will now react a bit differently when engaged, when engaging a scientist who is alone, as opposed to fighting multiple scientists at once.

Hmm, interesting. I don’t even have to look at the pictures, because sometimes the pictures don’t load. I just have it memorized at this point.

Um, stick with that and then go with the thermite grenade. All right, gentlemen, let’s hope we got this. Never mind.

We got this. As long as we get the objectives, we’re good. That’s right.

And fish get their fins from Finland. Nice. Oh, birds.

Did you get to see your north, your northern lights or whatever? Because I got screwed at. Screwed out of it. I didn’t get to see them.

What’s up, rare? Oh, you’re gonna like this one. Repair benches are now able to pull resources from nearby crates. Yes, if.

Ooh, you got pictures. Nice. Has a transponder or a transporter, which we have.

Yep. So it should work. Yep.

We be falling and falling. We can name and fall. There we go.

So naming the crafting bench is naming the base. Oh, looks to you. For salvation.

Let nothing stand in the way of liberty. Cement bag walls can now be painted. We can also paint our storages.

We can paint. Oh, that’s cool. So we could, like, have a food box and this and that.

Well, I mean, the fridge is the food, but. Yes. Well, yeah, yeah.

Bionic legs. Bio. Oh, bionic legs.

They were pink and green in my area. Nice. Yeah, literally, they were visible for one night here.

And when I say everybody saw them but me. Yeah. I was not thrilled about it.

And I don’t know how, like, I just. I don’t know. Still.

Still mad about it. But one of these days, I’ll go to, like, Alaska or something. See the big ones, so to speak.

Kansas, Alaska, Idaho, Mississippi, California, Texas, New England, New Jersey. That’s a lot of places. Oh, you’re not good with.

Well, that’s fair. You don’t live here. Ow, ow, ow.

I mean, like, Canada is our neighbor, and I still don’t fully understand. They’re like. They’re.

I’m gonna use the wrong word. Their section system. They have a.

They have their own little word for it, too. Just don’t remember even worried about the samples level. Sevens are just kicking our butt.

To add insult to injury, it says, hey, you get one less stratagem. Oh, rare. Can you look at the stream real quick? This is a.

This is a teaser of an upcoming enemy, I guess. Well, all this text is on my screen now, so it’s not. It’s not a heavy.

It’s something else. Like, oh, boy, I just got lunched. So far, it.

I just saw your message. That’s funny. Holy guns, Batman.

Oh, my. Oh, my, oh, my. That was a terrible bounce.

Nice. Oh, my God. We are getting no breaks today.

This is crazy. Reinforcing. Must approve.

Reinforcements have been launched. Ready. Delivering in a hellbomb request of the.

That works. Long as it gets done. Request approved.

Reinforcements have been launched. Rare, can you still hear me? Reporting to the front. Rare.

Uh oh. My discord might have just broke. Let me check.

I don’t know if you can hear me or not. Oops. Didn’t mean to do that.

Calling in reinforcement. Request approved. Deploying reinforcements.

Climb or not. Reload. Critical strategy available.

Requesting advanced weaponry. Requesting tact packs. Requesting objective equipment.

I don’t know where that went, but. Calling in reinforcement. Objective critical strategy.

I’m no longer available. It’s chaos. I lost my shield.

It’s probably down there. Oh, hello? That’s not good. Rare, can you hear me? Rare earth to rare.

See, I don’t know if I. If he’s AFK or if he can’t hear me. That drives me crazy.

Rare earth to rare. It. My shield is down there.

Ah. Get stunned. Nerd.

Okay, I’m gonna restart my discord, because I don’t know. See? Discord intest. Oh, there’s a gunship there, too.

Rare. Rare to rare. Okay, he’s just afk, so that was completely unnecessary.

Awesome. Love that was that throw. Whatever.

Excuse me. Sorry, guys. What? This game’s wild, bro.

Wild. Oh, gosh, dude, even my sticky grenades are bouncing, like, huh? How’d you like to taste of Freda? Did you say there’s two air bases? Yeah, there’s two towers. Great.

Call me in. Southwest. Reinforcing orbital strike reload.

Calling in a hellbomb. Out of ammo. Calling down supplies, bruh.

Clear the area. It’s empty. Supplies.

Are you still with me, birds? Yeah. Saw it and was like, uh oh. One down, one to go.

Progress logged. Calling in reinforcement. Freedom.

Never sleeping. Orbital. Rare, can you hear me? All right, I guess I’m just all by myself right now.

Oh, my lord. Okay, cancel that. Requesting air support.

Requesting advanced weaponry. Calling in orbital strike box west. Some objective nearby.

Holy crap. Holdia. Calling in a hellbound.

How about a nice cup of liver support? Eagle. Hello? Whoop. Oh, there you go.

Hello, hello. Have you been here the whole time? No. Okay.

I was about to lose my marbles, brother. I was like. You were.

You were talking with birds, and. And I didn’t want to interrupt you, so I just def. Or.

I just muted my mic. Well, I was like, rare? Hello? Rare? Hello? Rare, hello? I wasn’t here. Although I suppose I could have just shot you a DM.

Like, hey, I gotta step away. Yeah. Meanwhile, I’m sitting over here like, did my mic break? Discord, break.

Oh, everything broke silent. I can’t hear you. Where are you? I’m blind.

Yeah, that’s basically where I was at. And I was like, oh, this is fun. I don’t even worry.

I’m not even worried about clearing the map at this point. Oh, God, bro, we’re definitely switching games after this mission. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Are you now. Just trying to make it now.

Hey, I like that artwork. Request approved. Reinforcements have been launched.

Yeah, the splash art for sure. Yeah, I tried to get it to give me a less colorful version in a little more sleek. But like I said, no, the first.

It only worked the first pass. And I was like, okay, good enough. How do I word this? Boy? Can’t wait.

I think this is better because the colors are more reflective of your personality. Got it. I think that’s good.

Well, it’s just normally, like, there. There are some streamers where, like, they’re like, you know, going live. Like, they use like, shades of gray or, like, you know, blacks or like, things like that.

And it’s like, man, what dark hole have you fallen into? And then you hear it’s like, hey, guys, welcome to the stream. I hope everyone’s having a great day. Monotone.

Yeah, my cat left me. Have you seen that video? Like, the unreasonable neighbor over the cat? Sounds familiar. I don’t know.

Maybe neighbor goes over to like. So the guy that’s videotaping it is minding his own business, but, like, I guess his neighbor came over and he’s unreasonably upset that, like, you know, their cat keeps coming over to his house. He just starts screaming cat pervert.

And saying, we’re gonna call the police. Hello? Whoever joined, I cannot look at rogue. Hello, Rogue.

Hello. Or as I like to call him, Rouge. I got called ragu.

You’re called raku? Yeah. Somebody tried to know how to pronounce Rogue, so they called me ragu, a ragu angel. I was like the God Rogue.

I was doing some server work earlier, and one of the, one of the guys I work with sent me an email. And he’s like, hey, can you look over my code? I don’t think, like, something’s not right. You know, like, it keeps breaking.

I don’t know what’s going on. Yeah, sure. Like, like, what’s it.

What’s what language? He’s like, yes. And I’m like, okay, that’s not a great start. Languages? Yeah, you’re talking about like, drop.

Like, yeah, like Java or C sharp or, you know, pretty much like python. You just. Whatever.

And I’m looking at it. I don’t know what it was, but it made me sick. I don’t know what.

I don’t know. What code he was using. I don’t even know if it was a code.

It’s probably Lua. No, it wasn’t Lua. Lua’s gross.

Looking at it made me like. I was like, oh, oh, oh, no. Ruggy.

All right, one more. Cuz. Rogue just pulled up.

Yeah, well, I didn’t know. You’re kidding. Off.

That’s my pet. No, no. I mean, you have two friends that want to play two different games.

It is all cool. Nope. Oh, my.

Don’t disappoint me. You gotta finish. You gotta finish the mission.

Um, to me, a silenced character is completely invisible, and they’re just floating gadgets running around right now. Oh, geez. You’re the only one that’s completely invisible with gadgets running around everybody else, I can see perfectly.

Yeah. So I’m going back to not heavy build, because our luck is not our favorite today. Just gonna go medium.

And, you know, actually, I think I’m gonna go light. You guys do that. I’m gonna open a singular case.

Oh. I was like, huh? And then it clicked. I’m gonna gamble.

He’s gambin. Can’t do that on this platform. I can’t gamble on YouTube.

I don’t think so. Oh. Could be wrong.

But, I mean, I see video, like, people upload. Like, you know, like, they upload content. They upload, like, gambling content.

Hmm. Yeah. I don’t know.

Don’t know. Don’t really care, I think. Okay.

Yeah, that was my game just crashed. Did it really? Yep. Something went wrong.

PlayStation Studios. Ooh, how mean do I want to be? Crash. They even read that? Yes, during my stream.

You dirty. You dirty, dirty, dirty turds. There you go.

There’s your report. Crash report. Yes.

Sons of guns. My new bag. But we’re just stuck on the free fall.

All right. Manual tips. All right, here we go, boys.

We’re doing it live. We’re doing it live. We’re doing it live.

Come. Come quickly. Watch.

Oh, did your stream end? No. Are you sure? I need to. I need to make, like, a technical difficulty screen.

Oh. All right, rogue, you ready to watch money disappear? I am. Let’s go with the cs.

Go raw. Unlock container. Let’s go, baby.

Give me some garbage. Hey, it’s garbage. I think.

Well, it doesn’t look too bad. Doesn’t look too bad. It’s probably worthless, though.

Yes, sir. Sell on the market. Item is broken.

You must repair it in order to use it. Yeah, except I can’t repair it. Oh, hey, I know this stream.

I know this stream, this game. I know this one. It still hurts me every time I launch the game and I read it.

Oh, I don’t even try and predict DirectX eleven for lower end PCs. I don’t know why that bothers you. Because I associate Directx eleven with, like, modern gaming.

Such a weird. Such a weird. Oh, man, my character is jacked up.

Well, the game made that decision real easy for you. Silence. Yeah, it’s like, we’re gonna load in.

Nah. And you’re dead. You know, I should check if it’s running in the background because yesterday, rare.

It was running in the background the entire time we were playing this game. What held average? Oh, yeah. Closed it.

And it’s like, yeah, it was. It wasn’t using any gpu or cpu, but it was using ram or correction, it was probably using like 1% cpu, but it was just running. But here’s the kicker.

It was emitting sound, but not enough sound for me to notice until after I closed this game. And it wasn’t the Helldivers logo, it was the anti cheat logo. I was like, that’s kind of sus.

So, yeah. Gun. Where did that come from? Don’t worry about it.

You okay? I think you asked too many questions. That’s enough answer for me. Except I don’t have any ammo.

That sucks. We’ll have to go get some. Or make some.

What else? What else? What else? What else? Need health. Oh, yeah. It updated, right? Colder.

And I’ll be homeostatic. Yeah. Shut up.

Put away the shield. Whatever. I’ll just hold my little water bottle.

Repair item. Scrap item. Oh, they changed you.

I. A little bit on that. Oh, yes, they did.

They changed that so you don’t have to constantly click around when repairing crafting bench to make a thingamajig. Attention. This sector is under precautionary security.

I was just delivered. Oh, my God. Pizza.

Pizza. What are these? Bagel bites? Man, you really got it good. I don’t remember.

I don’t know about all that time. Is it? Let’s see. It is the morning.

This a Tesla coil breath that like a weapon or plug in and back away. It’s a base defense. Okay, that’s funny.

So you said you can craft pistol ammo? Uh, no. Oh, I don’t think I can. The.

The makeshift pistol ammo you can craft. Right, right. Okay.

Well. Yep. Uh, off to see the wizard, I suppose.

Yeah, we gotta go back out and turn on off my lights. You’re a naughty word. Hmm.

Huh? Was it you? What’d you say we need to. Do we need to go out to. Yes, I’m sorry.

I’m, like, blanking on everything. We need to go. Do you go back to where we were? We need to take the tram out because I’ve got the tier two he pad.

Keep that. Put that away. Wait a second.

I see something interesting. Uh oh. Agreed.

Need to figure out how to. What the heck is that? Oh, it’s one of those weird entity things, but it’s like a piece of it. Lovely.

But we’ve been on. Oh, over there. I think we.

We’ve been in an area where there was, like. Like, radioactive green stuff. Yeah, we need to go back there.

Yeah, we can see it from our base. We just can’t quite get to it because of this door. Yes.

Are you on the tram yet? I am on my way. I’m closing the doors. Door closer.

I like. I like what you’ve done with the caution lights. He.

I know. When I saw them, I got excited. Sprint to level four.

I’ll let you control the boat. Roger. Roger, roger, roger, roger, roger.

Um. Um, they did, uh. Did you guys ever watch the new fallout series? Ah, I got, like, three episodes in.

I’m pretty spicy on the radiation. Um, um, there’s one episode, and the guy took a screenshot of that episode where they put their hands up and it came to battle droids. Me and bro surrounded by battle droids with his hands up.

And it says, bro, sorry, we don’t speak. Roger. Roger.

Still hat. Still having his cat out. Still pointing at them.

Oh, oh, there’s soldiers. Okay, if you get on later, we’ll play some games. Bro, did that guy just dip out? He did? What the heck? I guess he saw me and ran away.

He dropped scrap. Bro. Just lit him on fire.

Whoa. Military pack. Wink.

Ammo cracked. You already had a military. Wait, you already have a military pack, don’t you? No.

Is that not an upgrade? It is an upgrade, but here you go. Crack shoulder light. Useful collection.

Oh, that’s literally. That’s not an upgrade for you. Really? Yeah.

I’ve got the security pack. How is that not. It has my security package.

21 capacity and 14 weight reduction. My radio. The radio pack has 21 capacity.

Twelve weight reduction. But it reduces battery drain while you wear it. It’s like a really.

I mean, I’ll probably take it back to the base and scrap it. Uh huh. Okay.

Um. Spooky. Spooky.

So we gotta go back to this by silent. Silent. Now we got to go to the road.

I love how the alarms are just like 3ft, 3ft. And then you can’t hear them anymore. I hear heavy breathing.

I am. No, I hear heavy breathing. Right, son, we got to hit him with the one, two.

Do it now. What the hell? Brutal. Oh, what the heck? Oh my God.

Snug up. Said hello. Goodbye.

Grenade. You deserve grenade. Roads throwing grenades.

Hold on, boss. Hold on, hold on. I just got a new helmet and it’s worthless.

Although I’ve become adept at reviving allies. What does that mean? I don’t know. Apparently I can revise you.

Wait a second. Oh, the repair thing? Yeah, we need a fiber optic cable. Hello, doctor Derek Mance Cascade.

If she is correct, Doctor Newman’s proposed dark leds should grip enhance the range and efficiency of our perforation. She has discovered a way to harness the bosonic properties of certain antiverse materials to create a targeting system for our perforation events. I must admit she’s excelled herself.

Speaking words. I can’t. I really can’t tell if they’re French or Spanish.

I think they’re French. This is when somebody says, why not bother? Ow. Okay.

Shooting through the floor. That’s not cool. Uh oh.

Starting to think. I need to get one of your weapons. Your time will come as he dies.

Here is nine. Now. Just low on health.

Okay. All right. There is nothing up here.

Wow. All that getting shot for nothing. Oh.

Oh my God. What? Fucking sniper. Uhoh.

Oh, you just ate a grenade, bro. Oh, I’m dead. Should I respawn or see if you can revive? I don’t know.

I have to like, fucking run. Yeah, I can. Clearance insufficient.

Gonna set off your beeper. Ah. Okay.

You good? Tigris Vita reloading. Cheater. Soldier knew where I was.

No armor drop. 357 Magnum ammo. Where the heck did that come from? Did you just shoot me? No.

Oh, it’s the sniper. Hello? Oh, it’s like. Yep, I’m dead.

No, I’m trying to find that. Find what? I’m trying somewhere down here. Because I remember last time we came down here, I came across a level two and like.

Yeah, fuck it. We gotta go, we gotta go. We gotta go.

I have no idea where that was. Is it the door that’s straight across from us? Over here? Look, this place ain’t healthy. I’m keeping an eye on it because someone’s got to and freak’d kill me if something went wrong.

Things are bad enough already. But you, you need to head through the mines to the surface tunnel. There’s no reason to stick around here.

Wow. That was quite the voice actor. Hello.

Scared the car part of me. I may soon need the facilities. Where are the monster? Upstairs.

What? I’m bleeding now. Oh. Get in the hole.

I can’t be revived again. It says I have to sleep, apparently. Just having all the luck today.

It’s cold. There’s a recover all platform carts button. Yeah, just by the security guy.

Well, now you know. Yeah, I gotta go back to base and repair my armor and stuff. Apparently when you die a bunch, you lose a little bit of durability.

I am gonna try and make it back to you, okay? Except my body is over there, which means I gotta go back there. That is totally fine. Did you just call a tram trim? Tram.

That answers that question. The cram scram. Cram cram.

Just wait. I wouldn’t even take it. So I got.

I got to go back to the base and I got to drop things off and repair things. What do you mean don’t go get my stuff? Yeah, go get your stuff. Sorry, it’s just.

It’s also gonna be night. Yep. Challenge.

Hey, you kind of passed. Yep. He just hangs out there for now.

We definitely need to get me one of them hacker things. Uh, yeah, that’s just, you know, four robots and a power cell. Yeah, the power cell is the problem.

Robots are kind of. Whatever. Okay.

What? I mean, we’ve kind of figured out how to fight robots pretty, pretty easily, you know? Oh, you opened that door. That would have been good. Good to know it it.

All vacant perforations will be resetting in three, two, one. Reset complete. Kinda.

But you got better places to be, right? Just some soldiers shooting at a robot. Don’t mind me. So, uh, we can.

So they have like an, like an mp5 or something that they drop. I’m sure you’ve seen it. The robots or the people.

Yeah, the soldiers. Oh, yeah, and I have 357 too. Yeah, the submachine gun.

So the problem, I don’t know if you’ve ever picked one up, but the problem with it is you need, uh. First off, you need accuracy ten. Oh, my lord.

Yeah, so I. And I think that that’s maxed out. No, you need accuracy ten for mil spec, which lets you use the military weapons.

But that’s also what you need for the biometric arm wraps. Goodness gracious. But I’m also.

I’m almost maxed out on reloading. That’s good. What? Luke, goblin in our base.

Just make sure. I had to. Attention.

This sector is under precautionary security measurement. I heard you. Huh? What are you hung about.

That’s a big upgrade, big boy. And I think all I need now is. Yes? It’s a mess, right? Oh, no.

What? We don’t have any bio scrap. Oh, doesn’t that come from the little creatures? It can. A sip of water would suffice.

I was not made for this heat. Cute little bobblehead three. Excuse me, sir, where are you off to? Hunting.

Oh, hunting for that biosprap? Yeah, but we’re just hunting in general. Hey, look. Bioscrap.

Well, thankfully that stuff doesn’t. It doesn’t decay. All right, are you ready to go, Mister SpongeBob? Yes.

Am I prepared to go? No, that’s. That’s okay. If you say so.

It. Where you at, bud? On me way. Can’t run very fast.

You’re not gonna make it. The tram has a mind of its own, bruh. It’s going too fast.

Go to the restroom already. We just got here in real life, brother. I got a lot of fabrication gear back here.

You need something? I can make it if you got something to trade. Getting a little low on some necessities back here. Yeah.

Oh, Jesus. My, my, my. I’m back.

Okay, so, um. You died? No, I went to fight one of them. There were like six, so.

Starting to see a scene here. Well, it’s feel, it’s. Oh, Jesus.

Hey, bud. Hey, hacker boy. Oh, my God.

No, I think that’s why we’re going the wrong way. Hey, I don’t know, but there’s a lever over there. Okay.

Oh, that thing? This is all I’m good for? You’re more than welcome to hand it over. No, that’s what I thought. We did a loop.

D loop? Bamboo? No, silent. I did realize something on my way over here, though. What’s that? Over in that floating container.

This one right here? Uh huh. You’re inside of it. And there’s.

This door is open, but inside of it is a power cell. Oh, so close. I literally have no idea how we get in there.

You know, it is just a jump. Could be a jump. Might have to build to it.

You know, I almost got in there. It’s just my heavy armor. Let me take off my heavy armor here.

Oh, that does opposite of what I want. Actually. Somehow that makes me heavier.

I did it. I did it, I did. Now how do I get down? Truck.

Well, all right, so that’s where that goes. I just. I kind of want to, like, explore it slowly.

You know, we’ve been over to the oversight area. We really can’t get through that dropping off all my lutzo weekend. Scoot.

Ah, you’re right there. I didn’t know if you saw me leaving the cart there. What do we do? Um, you know, we haven’t been going this direction.

Every time. We haven’t. One shot that bro.

No, down a peg, I guess. Don’t drop me ammo. Oh, they drop more.

All right, so there’s that military. Hey, look, a button. This is where I saw it.

Okay, so it opens that door for us. Down in here, we. Wow.

I can’t see it. May. This is not where I wanted to go.

Hello. A bucket. A metal bucket.

No. So sound. I think we want to go that way.

As I keep going. Where else? One moment. That was entirely unnecessary.

Man’s just setting things on fire. Use one shot. That bro.

Yeah, I gave him a face full of screws. Hacker. There’s chaos here.

Don’t say he’s angry. Yeah, he’s also dead. Sound.

There’s a train down here. Uh oh. Broken my other leg again.

Well, if it makes you feel better, I just did the same thing. I didn’t break it, just heard it. Well, you didn’t go that way because there’s bad guys that way.

How the heck did you get enough over there. Take the train. Looks down a tunnel.

Oh, you don’t want to go down there. You want to take the trailer train, the train of love. And I get up there.

You know what? Silent. I think it’s perfect time for some soup. Soup? Okay, then you gotta.

You gotta drink. Keep drinking. You got to get your last portion.

We really do be splorin. There is no more to explore. Okay, then.

Well, that’s. That doesn’t seem right. This tram has had an incident.

I believe I need to defecate your voice line. And then the enemy. What was that? Go check it out.

Yeah, that was perfect, bro. Oh, my God. I’m gonna run out of flashlight here soon.

There’s a bad guy up there. There was. I don’t know what kind of gun that is, but a strong.

Yes. Say you see? Just say that. And then I go up against, like, the bad guys.

We’ve been like, the guys with guns, and it’s like. It does nothing. Well, see, if I was to go go in a door, this would not be the door.

Did you see this? Dora? Oh, hello. Hello. Come back.

Look at this door. Yeah, that’s the danger door. The danger door.

Oh, which way to go? Well, not that way. There’s usually a guard that patrols that. Yeah, the sniper.

He’s right there. You can see his feet above us? Yep. Oh, over there.

Well, I wonder because I don’t see the bad man that would. Controls the area. I can’t shoot through that with the bow thing.

Oh, you’re about to. Just delete that guy. He’s dead.

Yeah, sounds like it. How’d you even get over there? I wasn’t even watching. Good evening.

Ooh, a crowbar. Power cell. Oh.

Where are you? All right, so come back across. No, no. Go down the middle.

Go back up that ladder. Now that middle part. You come down.

Yep. Keep going. Keep silent.

Come over here. All right. Come up this ladder.

You’ve angered somebody’s having a good time. Okay, so those are all the bad guys I was telling you about. Of course.

This door doesn’t open. Get juiced. I should probably locate a rest room.

Oh, my sniper guy looks cool. Random lady scream. What was that? This probably isn’t the right way to go.

I’m just curious. Homie is as foreign. Did he just figure it out? Oh.

Oh, well, there is a ladder right there. Are you ready for the problems? It doesn’t matter. They’re coming anyway.

Uh, you coming over? Oh, sure. No, no, no. I mean, you’re gonna break shit.

Do you want me to come over or not? Yeah. Owen, stay. What the fuck? Oh, there is a lot over here.

Is that another power cell? Is. Welcome to broken legs. Oh, my goodness.

Ooh. Lie down. Did you get the thingy? Yep, I got the power cell.

There’s a charging station down here. I can’t contain this much longer. Oh, cool.

I think I’m gonna shit myself again. Makes you feel better. I’m in the same boat.

Oh, well, you get an achievement out of it. I hit true. I just shit myself.

I don’t. I don’t get any. I don’t get a second achievement.

I wonder if that, like, makes you more detectable by the creatures. I think it does. I mean, that would make sense.

What if the people can detect you better, too? That’d be funny, dude. Just need a little piece of wood. My aunt water hillock wood.

You have duct tape? Uh, yes. That’s. Yes.

Oh, give, kids, give. Okay. I was gonna make splints.

I’m the one with. Well, actually, we all are. There’s a countdown before I poop myself.

That’s so funny, dude. So you have to put it on your hot bar. All right.

There’s poo on the ground. I have a sprained ankle. How many.

What is. What is your. You also have a sprained ankle.

Yes. Brained something. All right.

Did I step in the poop? Yeah, you’re good. I stepped in the poop. All right, now I’m good.

Step in the poop. No, no. Exactly.

That’s pretty bad. Negative four. Negative four.

All right, I got 15 bullets. Well, I guess we gotta go back this way. This way.

Oh. Oh, that was. Close.

That door slot. Oh, well, there’s just a room. Bunch of guys in there.

A room, bunch. There’s three. I don’t have any splints.

I don’t have any drugs. I don’t have any drugs. I have medicine.

Do you need medicine? Oh, yeah, sure. What do you got? Oh, there’s two dudes down there too. They’re not a problem.

I got singe, two syringes. Sticky stick me, give me one. Oh, God.

Well, that’s a problem. That works. There’s a syringe.

Grab it. Grenade. What the fuck? Shit.

There’s a turret. Danger to them. They don’t like sharp sticks.

Uh oh. Receding receptors. Oh, there’s a machine gun right here.

Oh, my God. The amount of people. Bro, you have an entire army looking for you.

Where did you die? I’m. I’m downed, but I’m not dead. I’m moving my character slowly back to that place where the sniper was.

Are you in a predicament? I. I don’t think I can get back to you. That’s fine.

I said about to die. I’m all the way on the other side of the facility. I just wonder where it’s gonna put my loot.

That’s gonna be the problem. What a wimpy. That was just pathetic.

Making my way downtown? Uh, I guess. Okay, whatever. Oh, I should probably repair my weapon.

That would be smart. Oh, that’s a problem. We don’t even get a warning anymore.

That’s new and unfortunate. Yep. They just show up now? Well, they’re trying to tear apart our base, so I.

Wow. That was an experience that gave us plenty of little creatures to chop up. Dang it.

Dropped a lot of rump. Which you use for cooking, right? Uh, you mean you use it all? Perhaps. I’m getting a little too endothermic.

I don’t even know what that means. I think those little dudes gave me the icky. I don’t know where I am.

That’s fine. We both seem to have separate problems happening. Water.

Awesome. Holy bad guys. Batman.

There’s no water. I’ll be right back, okay. Oh.

Okay. I don’t know where I am, but it’s fine, bro, do your thing. No, but, like, I’m freaking out because I don’t want to get back.

So I don’t know if I’m here in the Geiger counter because of you or me. Would you happen to be near toxic material? Just had to get a head in before for you right away. I don’t know where I am.

I found the tram. I’m on my way in the tram. I just heard an explosion.

Bullets as I arrived. Lovely. Bro, you set me on fire.

Back to the house. Hold on. Put trams on.

Actually, just do. Just go. I don’t have any of my stuff.

We’re gonna try out your. Your new fangled system. Which would be what exactly? I don’t know.

I just. I wish I could. I wish.

I don’t know. Silent. We just gotta make the fiber optic cable, but I don’t know what it.

You know, like, where are we gonna learn that? Yes. Not a fan of the crackhead that keeps showing up outside of the tram. Yeah, I know, it’s really annoying.

To a wonderful start. Looks like it’s gonna be a while before I get my stuff back. If I get my stuff back right here.

Hmm? Oh, never mind. I thought the tram was still here. I was like, where? Bank? Yeah, I hope it’s not still there.

That’s rather problematic. That’s very problematic. I can’t bring my cart on the tram.

Yeah, that’s a problem. Interesting, huh? I made it work somehow. You know what would be nice? Mmm.

Got that forklift working also a hacky boy for me. Eight. Squidward.

Yep. On my way back to base with the full car. Car to crap.

Don’t forget. Rare to drop a like on the video. Drop a like.

Drop a like. You know something funny? Every time we say that, the, like, button, like, sparkles. Every time we say drop a like, the like button sparkles.

And I’m willing to bet, every time we say, hey, don’t forget to subscribe. That little subscribe thing goes. It probably does.

It probably does. Hey, uh, mister Cook man. Yep.

We have a metric ton of stuff to cook. Yes, we do. I was not made for this.

Heat relatable. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, crap.

Oh, my God. There we go. Pickles.

That is all. Perhaps I’m getting a little too endothermic. Oh, somebody’s complaining over there.

Body. How much time does the rare have? 40 minutes. 40 minutes.

We don’t have any wood. That is fixable. Jump pads, forward.

Chalmets. Nachos. No nachos.

That’s what’s preventing me from making them into a little electric machine guy boy thing. Anyone else getting a bit hungry? Even my character said rare cook. That’s so funny.

All right, that’s trash. That’s trash. That’s trash.

Trash. That’s trash. We don’t need three hammers.

Something just blew up, it sounds like. Not my problem. Apparently, we do have wood.

That’s trash. That’s trash. That’s trash.

Remember, you can scrap a lot of this quote unquote trash. Oh, no, I know. That’s what I’m doing.

I just got an upgrade for my spear brother. Check on the soup. The soup.

All right. Oh, yeah. I brought the card back to face.

I want to bring that with me. I like how the game gives us all this real estate to build a base, and we’re like, we’re gonna pick this one of the spawn beginning rooms, and if it works, it works. Yeah.

Open the door, boy. I reckon you know what you need to do, and if you don’t, well, don’t look at me. Oh, he getting sassy.

Can’t wait to break in there and steal all his stuff, you know? Well, maybe. I have a feeling he won’t go quietly. Gives me that vibe, seeing how he’s just sitting there with all that food and stuff.

I don’t know what’s above me, but it sounds big and angry. Oh, I’m taking that home. Yes, sir.

Oh, there’s another one. Taking that one home too. Still life.

You’re still alive. Look at you. See ya.

They really should let us, like, heal some of these dudes or, like, something. Wow. I watched you just spawn in.

Wow. Cheater. Ooh.

But my stuff is right there. I didn’t even think about that. We got a totally different angle.

We could attack those guys from a much safer one. What is over here? A locked door? Rude. Don’t mind me, gentlemen.

Just coming through. Little. Little stroll through the park.

You know how it is just to stroll through the park. I see. Loot or not, once upon a time, there was a man with a plan, and that man was not me.

Good evening. Today’s power and primary illumination in this sector will be ceasing shortly. That’s rude.

Going back to bass. Which way did I go? Did I go that way or this way? Not that way. Oh, that is convenient.

Did you hear that? Hmm? There was a guy. He said, working hard or hardly working? There’s a co worker crawling around. It says, feed.

I can’t feed him. I don’t have no food like an animal. You see this crawling person? Yes.

Getting real hungry. That’s quite unfortunate for you, isn’t it, boy? You know what else we need really bad? A headlamp. I can’t see any.

Oh, forgot about the robot. Yeah. What door is that, bro? Somebody just got shot at.

It wasn’t me. Hi, rare. You know you left all the doors open? No.

Like all of them. No. You goddamn commie.

Dad. Here. This episode brought to you by.

Not those people. Oh boy. Boy’s just out there blapping people.

He said a blap. And a blap. And a blap for you too.

You like what I found? I found construction lights. What? They’re bright, bro. And they don’t require power.

Which makes so much sense. Aqua. Aqua.

Yeah. Did I bring back aqua? I don’t think I did. Like I found it.

Oh, there’s some aqua right here. Ah, light. Alright, so we need a bunch of wood because we need a bunch of paper scraps.

Right? And I’m assuming we can’t make wood out of paper scraps or vice. What? You don’t. We need paper.

Script. Right, right, right. Okay.

Package. Thank you very much. To see the wizard.

Wonder if a wizard. Hey, rare. Follow me.

Follow me, baby. No, I said. Oh, my nose.

The allergies? Yes. No. No.

So you’ll see bottom this way. By the way, level three, the power cells energy research team. Look, we have view of my loot and those people.

I can’t see your loot. I know. And you may be like, what the heck? And we can’t do nothing.

Well, if we build a little thingamajig, we can get up there. Problem is, I don’t got nothing in the thingamajigs to build with. Oh, come in here.

See what I can find. I got some wood. Yeah, we’ve been through here, right? All this stuff.

We can dismantle creature on the other side of that door. Nachos. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

I guess that’s one way to do it. I believe I need to defecate. MG 42.

Just yeets. It’s locked. What about this door? You’re heavy breathing on this side of the door.

Well, here comes up a whole damn army. Oh my God. Yeah.

Powers replenish. Do we need duct tape on you? Do I have a what? There might be some in the cart, but not on me. No.

My pistol is about to break. That’s lovely. I don’t know what the heck he’s shooting at.

Hope. Sorry. I think I got one more shot.

Duct tape dropped it. More duct tape. Dropping it.

Hey, look. Military electronics. We need those bigger.

He’s right there. Ready? Holy. She’s.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Silence.

I’m down. I’m down. You gotta get it to me.

Excuse me. I gotta heal up before we push that. You’re good.

I don’t have any healing products, but that’s fine. Do you have any duct tape left? No. Okay, I got three rounds left.

I don’t need any of that. I think cheesing with the door like, this is the only way. Mm hmm.

Tell me to shoot him. Do. All right.

Okay. Ready? Shoot him, brother. Grenade.

I should probably switch to the spear. My spear is gonna break if I don’t find duct tape, which is a problem. What was that? This may get awkward.

Not a good time. Didn’t anger him. Interesting.

Holy. No way did that turret do a three full. Like, full 180.

It was because we were behind the door and they kicked it. Oh, my spear is gonna break in, like, two more hits. There’s too many.

There’s too many. There’s, like, three out there. I didn’t see you disengaging, so I was confused.

Well, not sure if we’re gonna build this. All right, this is probably how we’re gonna have to play this. I’m gonna stay here, okay? You go back to the cart or the base.

Go back to the bay. I’m gonna stay here. So they don’t, like, start respawning.

Go back to the base. And can you bring me as much as. I just I’m gonna have to go.

I went up the ramp, the big ramp. Then I went into the gated security. Until I hit a wall.

And then I don’t remember which way I go from here. So we’re gonna try this one. I think it’s this way.

Yeah. Now they both go the same way. Works for me where you are.

Oh, okay. Mm hmm. Where’d you go? I’ll stick in.

Okay. Avoided that. Do I guess I can charge, recharge my spear.

Yeah, well, it needs to. I just didn’t think it was that kind of weapon. You know what I mean? Didn’t know the fire was a rechargeable sort of deal.

Right here. Anything else is crazy. If the portal system is malfunctioned, there’s no telling what could have found its way into the facility.

Have we talked to him before? Yes. What, are you wanting me to get at the base? I’m back at the base. Get rid of my death thing first.

Well, I fed our little beast, but I don’t know if he needs more or what. So my pistols broke again. What? Right now on the slot.

Corruption. You have your what? I don’t know. I had something in my number one slot, but.

So, here. How much time you got? Probably gonna hop off here shortly. Not yet, though.

Do you have a day off this week or weekend? Weekend. I don’t know if it was the weekday. Cigarette? Sorry.

Uh, you know, you told me. What do we need wood for? We need wood for paper scrap. Gotcha.

Potato harvestable. Should I harvest it or not? Hello, Cherry. Interesting that you can’t salvage the flashlights.

Computational. Brick. You really want to craft your little hacking device? Yeah, it’s whatever.

I’m just kind of test wheel. A type of pest cage that allows the tamed past to temporarily generate electrical energy. Right.

But Yolo, I guess. Good God, this thing is huge. Tamed pest must be present in order to operate.

Well, I guess we’ll go take it over to the team. Potentially. I think he’s taped.

I don’t think he is either. I fed him enough. I fed him nachos, but I don’t know if you know what I mean.

Worst case scenario, we gotta get more nachos. Do you want to hit release? Yeah, he’s tamed. Nope, he’s not tamed.

He’s dead now. All right. All right.

Well, I’ll hop it off. Okay. Goodbye stream.

I rare switching games, guys. Stand by. Capture.

Gotta wait for the game to launch, I guess. Stand by. Standby.

We’ll put something on the screen while we wait. Stand by. All right, there’s the game audio.

There we go. Let’s see if we can get. I don’t know if he’s gone or not.

We cannot let the enemy any closer to super Earth. FTL, jump to the fact bay system boy. Jump complete.

Mission coordinates loft. Alright, it’s time to kill some bags. Allied destroyer has joined squadron.

Engaging orbital thrusters. Aging orbital thrusters. Orbit synchronized it.

Remember this. Every day is a good time for democracy. All right.

Nice, big, beautiful desert free. Joining squadron. Deploying hill diamond to combat zone.

How about a nice cup of liberty? Patrol southeast. Calling in orbital strike. Gas strike.

Incoming allied destroyer joining squadron. Deploying helldiver. That’s gonna be the stalker nest, most likely.

Yeah, my favorite. Let’s go get it taken care of. Requesting orbital strike mags.

Empty. Marking location south. Say that again.

I’m sorry. I mean, I don’t mean when it beheads you. Oh, there we go.

Watch yourself. We got a. We’re about to breach.

Right behind you. Oh, my God. They just launched me into the next world.

There’s still, like, two or three of them alive still. But the nest is down. Call me in whenever.

Oh, there’s a stalker right there. You were s one, right? Correct. There’s some samples.

Yeah, I don’t need the samples, but I know other people do, so might as well. All right. Be right.

Right up on what you’re at. Thank you very much. I’m always bummed when somebody arbitrarily across the other side of the map.

It’s like, oh, I didn’t need all that stuff. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I’m gonna. I’ve got 500, 200, 100.

So it’s like, yeah, I don’t need any of this. There’s a nice, big nest over here, then. Requesting sentry.

Calling in orbital strike. Requesting air support. I don’t know about you guys, but I think this map is beautiful.

Yeah, pretty nice and wide open. Just nice looking. When I was playing earlier, it put us on a map that was nearly pitch black.

I was like, oh, thank you. Game. The flashlight didn’t do anything to help either.

M two, you probably want to call your friend in over there. K three, do you want to come in over here or wait, I’m gonna call you in. Reinforcing super credits.

Yay. Calling in reinforcement. Yes, sir.

You ever use one? Okay. I was going to say give it a try. I mean, everyone is fun for other people.

Yeah, they’re fine. Usually bring in that brother, which they didn’t screw up our rockets, but, yeah. Be nice if you could be reinforced with some ammo.

That’d be nice. It looks like we might have an arty base, potentially. Yep.

Nice. It’s like high explosive static. One nuke, one napalm.

Rest are junk. Nope. Wow.

Scratch that one. A palm. One eye explosive.

The rest are junk. I’ve got an explosive here. Yep.

These are the only two useful ones, in my opinion. I mean, static is useful. That one spoke, which is arguably useless.

The static and smoke is the static field. Much, much better than a. I would say it’s better than smoke.

Yeah. Oh, look, we actually missed one right there, so we’ll get rid of one of this other napalm. Okay.

All right, you’re gonna go ahead and activate it. What, do you want to throw an apon down? I just throw whatever you think is useful, and I’ll keep you covered. Napalm.

Napalm. Yeah. Rich.

Requesting orbital strike. Bro, why you did that, bro? King God. Here.

Reinforcing. That’s when. You good? I’m good.

I was just trying to figure out what was happening. Yeah, suddenly it was. Yeah.

No, that was the other. He’s on the other side. Okay.

A three brought him back. Oh, look, I’m going to run around the fire pit. Strategy.

That’s like marshmallows. Yeah. Requesting orbital.

How about a nice cup of river key? Heavy north. Close. Sandstorm.

Requesting air support. Unleashing democracy. Hello.

Oh, whoops. Didn’t even see it. Yeah, there was a nuke in the dust.

Couldn’t see it. Did you just hell bomb yourself? Yep. That might hurt.

Nice. Oh. Happy about that pass.

Dollars. Delivery. Guess how much I paid.

Yeah, go ahead and call it in, but don’t board. You left a mess up a shit, man. This is like.

This is like weekend at Bernie’s level shit. Laying around yourself out there before, so be careful. Don’t get extraction.

Request confirmed. I see a big red light. Reloading.

Run. Little hell diver tagging map north. Watch your step.

There’s mines. Oh, I’m usually confident that the mines will help me rag my body up over the rest of the mind. Confidence is high.

Well, that’s gonna hurt. Watch out. Saw that coming.

Ooh, that might hurt to back up. Nice. Pelican one, landing in progress.

All aboard. All right. Not sure what that.

What would that was about, but, uh, I don’t know who started it, but I finished it. I watched the guy walk onto the shuttle, and then he just got blown away because you can. I don’t know if they fix that where you can still shoot people.

It’s weird. I don’t know if it’s fixed or not sometimes, and got knocked, like, with my face up against the glass, just my arms, and I was like, I hope I extract. Like.

I mean, it just knocked me forward all the way into the window, and I was like, huh, okay, all right. Didn’t kill me, but, yeah, a lot of people don’t know the. The ship can actually be just, like, damaged to the point where it won’t take off as well.

I do like. I do like setting it up as a. As a century, though.

Not necessarily with the automatons. I don’t know if they can show. Yeah, but with the.

With the terminance, you know, bring it down and then step out of the radius. Yeah, it. It’s awesome.

A lot of people don’t know about that one either. It’s a good. Good trick, though.

Yeah. But it does work with the automaton, so I don’t. I haven’t seen him shoot it down yet, so.

Yeah. Nice job. What’s up? Where are you at? Central us.

Nice. North of where? Sorry? Columbus, Ohio. Oh, okay.

Yeah, central us. Yeah. So I think I kicked the wrong guy, but was the m guy.

I think it was. It wasn’t Coco. It was that level seven.

Yeah, I think. Yeah, but I think the. The level seven killed him, but I went over accidentally.

Wasn’t intentional. Yeah, see, look at this. See, I don’t.

Look at this down here and this right here. I don’t like this at all. This is either water or this is water.

Is that not always? Sometimes it’s just rock. Yeah, but remember that one. Remember that one map you had to, like, trek all the way around? Yeah, they didn’t have a pat.

They didn’t have a passage. Right here. I’m like, that’s.

That sucks. So this. But that last map, the last.

Not the vernal wells or whatever, you could actually wade through most of this stuff. It wasn’t. It wasn’t deep.

You could actually run across it. Yeah. If you look at the outside of the map, like right here, I think that indicates these are all rocks.

Yeah, but, yeah, we’re only on the upload. Just make our way across. Boom.

And then come. Yeah, we can either. My.

You want to do something dangerous? Yeah. Okay. Works for me.

I’ll do it. On hell do I have somebody challenges me to it, I’ll do it. And I don’t mind playing hell dive with the rain.

Oh, yeah, definitely. But with the changes they made recently with, you know, lower, lower people. Yeah.

Shame. I first held out there, like, seven titans. I was like, oh, look at that.

I was just trying not to die. I think I was a level twelve. I just got.

I just got swept alive. It was a good time. Yeah.

It is fun to bring the new guys into hell dives, though, when they’re like, oh, these level fours are easy. I’m like, okay. Yep.

And to be fair, they usually are, but it’s like a relaxing thing, you know? That’s why I brought a gallon. I don’t bring a gallon. I throw that down.

Just do the thing. Pulling down a support weapon. Get some, get some.

Probably the most annoying enemy in this game are the cows. Also the fact that there’s no armor. Yeah.

I mean, they didn’t. You know, I mean, no matter what they say, nothing is reduced acid. Well, for what it’s worth, we’re getting.

Getting gas grenades soon, so I would imagine they’re going to do armor as well. But I enjoyed playing with the gas. I know the under.

You grabbed it, and I enjoyed playing with it. Reloading. That was a bad time to reload.

Now, this blitzer has got great knockback. I got the terminal. Yeah, I actually like that thing on the lower levels, like this one.

Like, fives, fours. On. The problem is on the high level, but now it’s cracking their armor first.

Mm hmm. Yeah. Tagging location.

Cancel that. And, of course, I was leveling, like, hey, man, you can hear the radar. Yep.

I need. I need at least one of those mags. Empty.

Are you running a grenade pistol? Yeah, currently. Yeah. I used to do, like, the autocannon when I first started.

You want to know it if you unlock the sort or not sort your. Whatever. The one that had.

It was not intentional. The drop you right back. Just come straight down.

I dropped you right on your shit. Now put you right on your stuff. Yeah, sorry.

That sniper that they took the shrapnel off of, that’ll close bug holes, too. Yeah. Ruptor.

Yep. Was my favorite weapon. Everybody good? Yep.

Honestly, when I joined it and I saw both your levels and loadouts. Yeah. Just grabbed a couple centuries.

We’re here for a good time. Yeah, exactly. Oh, nice.

If this were nine, we’d have, like, charters of bottle type working out of that shit. Like, that’s no bueno. And then you get, like, that level seven.

There you go. You go get that one. We’ll take care of the others.

Well, and normally, when I’m doing the higher level stuff, I just do bots level seven. And that’s perfect because you can get all the samples, and the bots are kind of like, playing like a rainbow six game. Like, you don’t have to engage everything.

Check out these samples or whatever’s over here. You need samples. I don’t.

I wish I could give my samples away the same. You shouldn’t be. Outpost spotted out.

Now. He’s done. He was bleeding out.

Here’s the problem. You see him bleeding out, you gotta finish them off. Otherwise it doesn’t count.

Really, really unnecessarily bizarre. What he. Oh, there’s another one underneath it.

Get out. I’m just double checking. When you say finish him off, finish off the charger.

Like, if he’s just bleeding, like, he’s kind of not making much noise, but he’s just kind of whatever hit him in his leg or whatever, you know, if you broke the armor, finish him off. Yeah. Otherwise it doesn’t count for any, you know, challenges.

Or whatever you got going on. Another wonderful feature of the game. Candy tagging map.

Northeast, far. Yeah. How about a nice cup of liberty? Oh, no, bro, look at this walker.

Come on, dude. And you don’t have a jump pack or anything? No. What a troll, bro.

My fault. That’s a first for me. Oh, you’re just gonna blow it up.

It’s fine, bro. Just got shot once, and I used to worry about that kind of stuff, and then I was like, so that dude threw a bunch of grenades on the ground, caught himself on fire and then left. So he’s not going to take advantage of all these commons that I’m picking up because I don’t need them.

Yeah. What do you. What do your samples look like? M two? Do you need samples? Okay, so none of us do, then we’re not gonna worry about it.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s awesome.

Because I’m at 500, 200, or 100, so I’m like, yeah, I don’t need anything. Yeah, I mean, I’m. Yeah, everything.

I only need binks. And obviously I can’t get up here, so I got just. Yeah, we’re just like.

It says. Yeah, I’m just. Because you were still trying to hit that number, that 3 billion, blah, blah, blah.

So I’m like, that’s why I’m playing with this gatling gun. Yeah. There you go.

Let it do it. Oh, there we go. This should be a good one for that.

Oh, hang on. What? Yeah, I smell. I smell smoke in real life, so I’ll be right back.

Really? Seemed like there was a lot more here. If anything, we can lead them back to this. I like doing that.

Just piss them off and then, like, you know. Yeah. Actually get it.

Oh, I did aggregate. There you go. Here comes the thing.

Cool. No, cool. So our guns will actually still come in handy, though.

We’ll attract some people here in a second, so they’re still perfectly placed. All right. One nine.

Great. This is like a thumper from dune. Oops, sorry, chat.

I just punched the mic. I’m back. I don’t know.

Just random smell, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just let them.

Just let our guns run out. Let them run out of. Unless there’s a charger in door.

I do like those incendiary lines. I really want the anti tank ones just for fun. Yeah, I know.

I was excited for those ones. Yeah, you were doing that. There’s a mile.

Oh, God. Freedom. Never sleep.

Fire in the hole. Nice. Like a ramp of you.

Oh, nice. You’ve done your duty. You may extract with honor.

Beautiful one. Leaving combat zone to resupply. Reloading.

So we’re still doing the side objective shit, or we just. Oh, I mean, where is fucking we’re doing? I mean, we don’t care about. We don’t care about samples or anything.

We’re just rolling. We’re just rolling this map. We’re still counting for that global number, right? Yeah, that’s true.

Yeah. Yes. I mean.

I mean, but we’re just. I mean, this. We’re just like.

Oh, nice. All right, we got. Yeah, let’s give it the pod.

I’m sure we can kick up some. Some dust along the way. Yeah, you see some over there? I know we don’t need help, but we’re going after every bug.

This is all just free. I’ll just free shit. Oh, forget.

Oh, there’s a. Yeah, I just deployed that for shits and giggles. Oh, damn it.

I thought it was a no. That one was, though. Charger on my position.

Bruise over. Calling in orbital strike. You’re gonna blow all your bullets on that thing? Why not? Nice handstand, baby.

Say again? If you need supplies. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. There’s a minefield over here on the sand. Covers them up.

Oh, brutal. Razor shield. Yeah, blah, blah, blah.

Your body’s just rolling down that hill. No, don’t push me. How about a nice cup of liberty? Requesting orbital strike next.

Empty. I don’t even want to go over there now. You just drop.

Calling in reinforcement. Heavy east on my position. Oh, I got my mind.

Heavy on my position. I got the turtle. There you go.

Hands up. Oh, bro. Lost me in the air.

Reinforcements on the way. Point me to the enemy. Oh, there’s two.

Thanks. I got that on. No, seriously, not down.

And I’m underneath you. Democracy is on its way. Growing.

Grenade. Oh, boy. Now, did you drop any more mines between me and you? No.

Just check. Sending in an eagle. My bad.

Got a sample. Somebody’s on fire. Yeah.

I do have my field over here, though, somehow. Oh, shit. There it is.

Oh, yeah, I got you right on your shit. He comes straight down. Yeah.

Your samples. There’s a jump pack right around this. Oh, my God.

There’s so much shit over here. It. And that wasn’t even the nest.

Good lord. Bug eye. Who’s screaming like a little girl? Yeah, there’s more muds.

Oh, you put your. I’m walking behind the big ass. Extraction request confirmed.

Shuttle inbound. It calling in orbital strike. Requesting air support.

In game or on steam? In game. Okay. I added you in game.

Yeah. My steam is the same. Yeah, so is mine.

It’s just silent wisher, and then it’s my face. Like a cartoonized face. Are you.

Why not? That’s pretty. It feel like somebody’s obviously in front of someone’s auto reinforcement. Wow, they really are trying to get us with these cows.

20 seconds. How about a nice cup of liberty? But, yeah, feel free to, you know, add me on steam if I don’t get. If I don’t remember to add.

You and I play this game every day and just kind of chill. Have fun, you know? Yeah. Most for both of you.

Yeah. It’s like a cartoonized face. It’s my face.

I know. You don’t know what I look like, but, you know. Yeah.

Really? It said not found. Really? Hmm. Well, I guess, let’s see.

You added me. Ring game. What level do you guys think when you had everything unlocked? Like, not strategy wise, but the, like, all the upgrades? 25.

Yeah. Yeah. That’s the thing.

If you can get yourself into some level, you’ll. You advance so quickly. I mean, you’re, you know, 1815, 1800 XP, tons of samples and supers.

So it’s like, you know, it’s hard not to. I think I added you. Only one person came up.

Okay. I’ll send you one as well if you want much. And for how much higher difficulty does it go, that level? Nine.

Just nine? Well, I mean, you could play with one hand tied behind your back. Okay, so nine is the highest currently. Yeah.

Do you want to. That’s all solo? Solo. Nine is now probably the hardest.

Yeah, that’s probably equivalent to like, a twelve or 13. When you’re by yourself, you’re giving. You’re getting.

Yeah, that one’s almost a pure stealth. If you. Unless you think you can kill bile titans like crazy, because you’ll have six or eight on you and they’ll just keep spawning.

But if you. If you need purples, we can switch to seven bots, and those are no problem. Oh, hey, this is cool.

Here you go. Look at this over here in the bay. I wasn’t even paying attention to this before.

Have you noticed the ammunition that’s above us? This is why these ships explode when they get shot. Right here. Over here towards the mission board.

Look up what I really want to do. Just a big powder cake. I really want this to be clear.

I want this to be. This panel right here, just to be empty so we can actually watch them drop down, you know? Yeah. A little bit of animation.

You can see it through the cracks, but. Or if you kind of turn yourself a little ways much. Do you.

Do you want to go for purples? If not, we can just keep on doing what we’re doing. Yeah, I actually. Unfortunately, and I apologize.

Late for me. I’m gonna have to bid you guys that do. But I guess played during the week at all.

Yep. I’m on every day. Which.

Which time zone are you in? Cst central. Central. Okay.

Yeah, I’m in eastern, so. All right, cool. It works, man.

I’ll jump on with you guys whenever I’m available. Sounds good. All right.

You guys have a great day, though. You too. You too.

All right. Thanks, man. So, what did.

I don’t remember what you said. Oh, I was saying I don’t care either way. I’m not sure it’s entirely up to you.

I have everything I need, so there’s no purpose one way or the other for me. You try to do it in game or on steam. On steam.

I already added you. Yeah. Was it with the.

I’m assuming you’re the avatar with the lady. Only one person came up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So. Okay. Oh, wait.

Just sent you a friend request. See, it says invitation sent. Says invitation sent.

But I don’t know. Yeah, I accepted it. Yeah, I’ve had a.

I’ve always had either this gamer tag or she said she was 18. Oh, geez. I got older.

I was like, yeah, that one’s gonna get in trouble. Let’s wrap up this campaign, and then we’ll figure out if we want to do bots or not. It’s a simple defense slash, you know, kill or whatever.

Is this a okay? That answer your question? No. I was trying to figure out what the hell I’m gonna try really hard not to kill either of us with this. Oh, that’s fine.

It’s fun. I don’t know if it’s gonna be fun in this mode, but it’s fun and everything else. Requesting century.

Going down a century. Requesting century. Have you used it, that weapon before, by the way? Yes.

Okay. I say it doesn’t really hurt chargers very much, unfortunately. Oh, okay.

First time I’ve actually heard that. Makes sense, though. Just saw turt knock you off.

I should not have lived there. Surprised you’re still alive, to be honest, with all the mortars shooting at you, I can certainly try. Maybe.

Well, we’re out of time. I think I just got to drop my stuff in order to do it. Probably.

What other dog? Is that thing dead? Nope. It’s just chilling. All right.

Barely. It towing down a sentry thanks, David. Empty.

Oh, shit. I just realized this dude right back. Empty.

Calling down a sentry. Requesting sentry sentry democracy. Calling in reinforcement.

Calling down a sentry. Calling down a sentry. Reloading.

Is it still there? Well, apparently. Well, it’s just crazy that it let me ping it from, like, this far away. Yeah.

Inconsistent somehow. My game is on a site now. There’s two of them.

Yeah, I noticed. This game is very inconsistent when it comes to these. These big metal pads.

Like, sometimes you’ll fall through it or your guns will go through it. You know? It’s weird, which, for something that’s used as a core gameplay mechanic, you think it would have been fixed like the bug holes? Honestly, I think the worst is when people. When people throw shit at the ship during extract and it sets the ship on fire, which means it won’t take off.

That makes me angry. Yep. The ship actually has health, but a lot of people.

Yeah, a lot of people don’t know it. It’s weird. It’s not supposed to, but it does.

See, it’s one thing to throw a hell bomb down and then get on it so it immediately, like, starts the takeoff animation. Right. But if we’re not taking off, you know, or there’s a chance.

Yeah. Something else I don’t understand is there’s people that are dedicated, like, team killers and stuff in this game. I’m like, what’s the point? You know? I don’t get it.

You go to the whatever thing and, like, upload a video and report it. I think those people get banned. Well, yeah, usually, but I’m just like, it’s not like there’s, like, a reputation system.

Like, you can’t join the robots, for example, by killing helldivers, you know? Yeah, it’s just weird. But there’s no stats kept to show how many people you deal or anything at. It’s probably some weird.

Yeah, weird, like, infamy type thing. I don’t know. Well done.

The enemy barely noticed our presence before we pulled out. Making a little twitch or TikTok clips. All right, now’s decision time.

Bots or bogs? Still. And feel free to weigh in con if you want. We’re going bots.

We’re gonna go seven. If we’re on bugs, we’ll stay around where we’re at right now. What weapon do you recommend for bot killing? Well, um.

Hey, sorry, hold on. Wednesday. Chill out.

I would say it kind of just depends on the armor you’re going with. What do you plan or have in mind. For example, I’ve been rolling the jar five dominator recently with the bots, and it’s decent against most of them.

And that’s the jet assisted rounds, you know? Yeah, I have it because, I mean, incendiary shotgun is amazing for bugs. Yeah, the good incinerator impacts are still decent for the bots. The jar works against pretty much everything except heavies.

It’ll work on the walkers, if you shoot the joints on the walkers where the legs connect, but it doesn’t do damage directly on. You know, that’s why I carry, like, a grenade, pistol, or something in a panic. It sounds like we’re going after bots.

All right, let’s look for a map we can actually see on that. Works. Standby for warp.

Welcome to bots, boys. Going after command bunkers. Doesn’t look like any landing zone is very good.

So we want to be rocky or beach boys. That’s pretty much our options. What about here? Let’s get a little high ground advantage on some rocks.

Well, let’s hope those rocks are there. Sometimes this map is a lie. Okay, bye.

Oh, we’re messy. Here we go. Ah, lovely.

Right on a jammer. Hey, we did land next to the super sample rock, though. On Marcus.

Super samples calling in orbital strike. Orbital strike incoming. Sending in an eagle.

Does anybody have eyes on the jammer currently? If it’s got a factory next to it, it’ll be an easy kill, but if not, we’re gonna have to go in. Like, we’re gonna have to go in on this one. Oh, no.

I see a factory next to it. Just don’t have a good angle. We pop that factory right next to it, it’ll kill it.

Nice job. Very good. Very good.

Requesting advanced weaponry. Requesting air support. Democracy is on its way.

Requesting orbital strike. Orbital strike incoming. I’m trying so hard to stay alive.

That’s the name of the game. We’re doing fine, though. We’re doing good.

Administering mats. Sample collected. Tagging location.

Beautiful. For sure. Say hello to democracy.

Fabricator southeast, 50 meters. Free of Nagaraz. Do you do these little ones, or do you just skip these and keep the big.

I usually do them all. Unless the missions going sideways. It’s just so much easier to choose your engagements on the bots versus the bugs.

Yeah, so far this seems pretty true. Nice toss. Okay, try again.

Watch your step. There’s mines, tank, two tanks. Whoo.

Getting thrown around like a ragdoll. It got the job done, though. Good job.

That was handled very well. I will say, could have could have got a worse. Requesting sentry.

Deploying sentry for the command bunker turret. Oh, he’s angry. Oh, did that bounce off? Oh.

Ouch. Oh. Oh, my.

Not sure what happened there, but I have no idea. Said I was killed by confused, which I highly doubt. Must approve reinforcements on the way.

Supplies. Here comes the cavalry for resupply. Okay, y’all hit a nuke or something.

Whatever. Holy shit. That fucking tank.

Where’s the tank? I only see the heavy. Heavy. South 50 meters.

Heavy. Stown. I hear the tank.

How about a nice cup of liver tea? Pulling down a support weapon. Pulling down a sentry. New man, have a taste of democracy.

Got a seaf artillery gun over here. Get some. Get some.

Northeast, requesting advanced weaponry. I’m out. Dropping package.

Looks like we got lucky on this one, boys. Got a mini nuke, high old explosive, a regular explosive. Do you want a bomber? No.

We’ll see what things look like, but probably it’s a kinetic damage is decent. That’s four, right? There’s explosive, yeah. Okay, we’ll just grab this static then.

Unless you see a different one. Oh, wait. What do we got here? Oh, smoke.

We’ll do static it. Package applied. Dropping package.

Okay. Back at. All right.

Go ahead and turn the. Turn it on. Never mind.

I got it. All right. We need to do first.

I got the terminal. That’s a problem. How big is that base? M two.

Do you need help? Okay. I prioritize artillery normally, unless needed. Like, t four is moving towards it.

Eyes to the sky, gentlemen. Watch those artillery rounds. Looks like we’re in its dead zone.

Negative. Not in dead zone. Requesting orbital strike.

Firing orbital strike. Nice. That should kill everything.

And if it doesn’t? I don’t know. Tank. Tank drop.

Sending in an eagle. Delivering payload. Attacking that wet.

200 meters. The tank’s still up, I think. Yep.

Nope, it’s down. Got a bunch of chicken walkers coming of freedom. Throwing your leg? You mad? This base is gonna have.

Oh. Calling in reinforcement. I’m just going to 500.

Requesting air support location. Oh, there’s a. I got three heavies on me.

Oh, boy. For. Make that four heavies or heavies in a devastator.

Okay, one of them’s down. I gotta fall back. I think there’s still.

Yep. Two more. Where did that artillery strike go? 20 minutes remaining.

Saw down coast heavy south close. There’s another heavy on this side too. They’re dropping tanks.

Okay, it’s getting a little messy. Call you back in. In a second.

Reinforcing. Requesting advanced weaponry. Request approved.

Reinforcements have been launched. I’m out. Sending in an eagle.

Calling in reinforcements. I got stuck. All good.

Forcement ending in an eagle calling down a century. Cancel that heavy southeast. And be honest.

I feel like. Don’t recall. It’s so good.

It’s very stereotypical. Typically american. Got a sample tank drop.

I’m out. Okay, I. Your best stay alive.

We’re at five reinforcements. Another tank over here. Oh, and a heavy.

I got the super samples on me still. I’d like to pop that last base, but we might not be able to buy this one here. Yeah, there’s that.

I’m gonna make sure our super samples get to extract and then I’ll double back. If you guys haven’t killed it by then. Requesting advanced weaponry.

Nice work. Time to extract. That’s a.

Another take. Don’t panic. I’m gonna call in the drop ship.

Oh, well. Calling in extraction. Oh, there’s another tank over here too.

I’m gonna try and get it to loiter for us. You guys want to call him in for them? Yeah. My area is chalked right here.

All right, this isn’t gonna be a loiter extract. It’s gonna just be an extract. 1 minute.

We’ve got equipment. Requesting orbital strike. Sending in an eagle throwing supply beacon.

Drop ships new mag tank drop. Oh, it’s going sideways here. I got heavies everywhere.

Pelican one arriving at coordinates. Pelican one. Landing in progress.

Say hello to democracy. You want me to extract? I got the samples. Going for it.

Nice work. Thanks for watching, everyone. I’m gonna cut the stream there.

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