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The by hand menu. The by hand menu. Yep. You have to place a light bulb, place a solar panel, place a battery, and connect the three. Oh,
gotcha.
All right. Excuse me.
Looks good, fellas. It's almost like nothing ever happened.
Yeah.
Any other attacks or anything while I was gone? Yeah, there's one big one.
Did they uh Did they get in?
No, good, good, good.
I built the two shelves. So, if you want to store some stuff against silent, you can. Okay. Uh, probably be like canned food and [ __ ] cuz, you know, got a ton of that.
No,
that was funny though. I thought we were like we we made a forge, but no. No, we did. We upgraded our machete. Oh, so that's just also summons bad guys. So that's the trade. Machete is golden now. Ooh, pretty. So, I'm guessing it make does more damage, I guess. Yeah, a little bit. Fair enough. Well, now we know if we want upgrades, we got to pay for it. We need to find a shovel. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes, we do. Which, I don't know. If you look at the map, you see that one glowing blue marker up at the top north of us? I feel like it's going to be at that cave.
Yeah, you're probably right.
I don't know, but my character wants to sleep so bad. Uh, yeah. So does mine. I just realized before I walked out started doing stuff. It's good thing it's almost night time.
Hello lady with a gun. How you doing?
Have the fish come back? Nope.
We need food. I have 353 leaves in my inventory. That's a lot of leaves.
If I can go to sleep right now. I can. Nice. Everyone, instead of hell pods, report to the stick bed.
It's still daylight. Yeah, we got a full night's sleep this morning. Fast. Okay. I was like, uh, took a 30-minute nap. Get your sleep bar. Yeah. Very good. Very good.
We don't have any dry fish laying around. It doesn't look like. No. Yeah. Okay. I mean, an MRE and a [ __ ] soda. Moving on. We're going to go is the current plan to go to that blue marker thing. Okay. Pop this soda. Hop in the golf cart. Um I don't have any meds. Do we have extra meds laying around? Meds? No. Okay. Well, I'm going to be rocking with light armor. Four pieces of light armor and 25% health.
Look like chunky's going to take the one wheel here. Silent on me way. Wait, I can't drop it. I wish I could drop things out of my inventory. Go here. G
doesn't work anyways. All right, click click on his backpack. You should be able to give it to him.
There you go. Oh, thank one pill.
One pill takes the whole bottle. That is not responsible. That is not responsible at all.
Shouldn't do that in real life. You will die. Indeed, you will. Unless you're me, cuz I'm built different. Build different. Wait, what? There's no snow over here. Uh, it's raining. It's Oh, we don't have any rain collectors. But hey, spring's good. Spring is good. That means fishies and water and all of the things. Wait, did you get out? Am I tripping? No. Okay. Yeah. Yay. The snow recedes.
I want to take a pillow. I'm about to take some [ __ ] Nyquil right now. some sleepy juice. Yeah. Still feeling under the weather. Yeah. I'm doing my throat. It's only my throat that's been in pain this entire time. Yeah. Have you ever had um mono before? No. Yeah. Hopefully you didn't get that. And it's not that big of a deal. You just feel like a zombie for like 3 weeks. But
once you get it, you don't get it again.
Yeah, Nightquil is not a good It's burning my throat. It also makes me sneeze right after I take it. That's me with anything winter green. like peppermint.
Yes. Next time we make that upgrade tool, we got to do it. Oh, [ __ ] shitty titties. I mean, we can get out. Clap his ass. I brought the gun. Yeah, this terrain's not going to work. So, I can try and run him over. Run him over. I don't know if that worked, but No, it did. Oh, it's their house. Let's loot them. Nobody's here. Okay. Oh, there are people here. One guy's here.
Applying rope. M batteries. Oh, batteries. Pretty mint.
I'll happily take some MREs.
All right, some tarps. Not bad. Not bad. All right. Ouch. I'll just move out
with your creepy armor. I know. It's really gross, bro. Just wearing flesh as armor. Nasty farmer. All aboard.
I know. There's no horn. Is everybody here? Now they are. Waiting for the little icon to change.
It's kind of weird. You can't like turn your head around and just look.
Have you used the golf club as a weapon yet? It's probably better than your axe. I have not, but that would make sense.
It's a longer metal. I was thinking about it cuz I was thinking about my upgraded machete. I was like, I wonder if upgrade the golf club, too. A golden butter. That would be funny.
Okay. Or a golden shovel. Just golden anything.
A golden Glock. Ooh, golden Glock.
That just got so lucky. Yeah. Big opening. Oh, a rabbit. Oh, we know where rabbits are now. Oh my god, so many animals. What the hell? What kind of Disney? Goddamn [ __ ] Cinderella. I was going to say like a Disney movie just happened, bro.
I wish I had look at my inventory in here. Jesus Christ, I can't see.
I am. Oh, what's across the water? I know. I'm trying to find a
We're just going to wing it. Yeah, I was like, we can just walk. Oh, I was just going to jump it and walk back.
Okay, so the golf cart floats. It's a cave. Oh [ __ ] Really? Yeah. Okay, let me get to acknowledge what this place is. Not even counting what my team has been finding on the other side of the island. Surveyor is going missing. Our work is string up dead. If you want to deal with the situation, I will. You got a gun.
One in.
Oh my god. What happened? This um it's juicy down here. Oh my. It's a party. What you say?
Maybe I should have made some armor. Actually, I need duct tape. Oh, ain't [ __ ] in here. Oh, another recipe. What is this? A ramp with four turtle shells on it. Probably another trap. I think it's a bridge. I don't remember. It looks like it's got a bird like trying to swoop down. What if it's a a a launch point for the thing? Oh, the glider. Yeah, could be. Could possible. Maybe. That'd be sick cuz that glide is really good. Yeah, I've yet to use it, but I see you fly around like it's no no big deal.
All aboard. Can I get in, [ __ ] [ __ ]
Graves. Yay, graves.
Insane in the mem grave tree.
Oh, that almost didn't work. There's another thing on our right. On our right. That's the thing we're going to.
That's the blue dot. Yeah, that's where we're going. I said the cave. Oh, we're going to the cave. Oh, well, we're doing both. This ravine in front of us.
Just hop out.
Battery. Oh, it's a golf cart. Oh, it's like a overgrown cave. Oh,
I don't remember the first time I ever played this game ages ago. I don't remember there being golf carts everywhere.
That was That was the first time. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a building.
Um, this place. I don't know about you, but uh I'mma pull out the gun. We'll need to Oh, there's a printer here. Oh, is this the place where I use the printer? Oh, we can print stuff here.
Oh, look at all this stuff. Oh my god. Batteries, duct tape, wire. Stuff here. Glass mask, grappling hooks, tech mesh, sled, GPS case, arrows, light bulbs.
Oh, no. That's where armor chest. Oh, sweet. Bunch of arrows and a save point. I think this is a sleeping bag as well. Yo, we got a little base. No, I didn't want that. Give me my light back. Thank you.
Holding down the door, fellas.
I wish I could pick up all these batteries.
Oh, a book. You can 3D print stuff. That's cool.
Run. It's going to blow up. I wonder if it's carbon fiber arrows. Oh, it is.
Wow. Fastest predator in the world. Thanks.
Heck yeah, brother.
I'm toxic. I want to print the mask.
Mask. The mask. Now it's got 450 milliliters of printer ink.
That doesn't look terrifying at all.
Is it that color, too? Red mask collected.
I have to get you a screen. Hold on. Do that again. Yeah. took a couple screenshots for you.
Cool. I guess
we want to see what's further down the hallway. Yeah. Well, oh, it's a Roomba. Thought it was a mine. Honestly, I didn't even see it. So, that kudos.
That's so bright. Oh my god. Um,
I love the vibe.
We need a key card.
Well, at least we know this place exists now.
The [ __ ] was that?
Hold on. I'm double checking this purse. No.
All
right, heading back out, I guess. Um,
can I like drop these locators here or something? Oh, that's a good point. Put one outside the the entrance. These arrows I can't pick up anymore.
There's one by the plant as well. Equip
GPS locator. Change icon. TV. How do I drop it? Did I do it? Printed arrow.
Well, it looks like the icon's not going to go away, so that's good.
At least it's not going to go away for now. Oh, we're out of printer ring. God damn it. You want more? I have some. I make a flask. I have some.
What's
Here
we go. Here we go.
That's a [ __ ] log.
Squeak to you too, Mr. Raccoon.
Sorry, Bambi.
All right. Well, the road ends in water. Well, I mean, where we're going is right there on the other side. So, Yep.
There's the cave.
Loud noise.
Just going to scoot on in here.
They got watches. A whole lot of them
and skulls. Wait for me. Oh my gosh. That's a lot of skulls.
Well, they're definitely bad guys in this one.
Oh yeah. And he fast. Fast as hell. Where'd he go?
Got him in the light. Oh, he got friends.
There's at least three of them.
Whoa. Whoa.
Chucky. Now
going for Chucky.
They're angry.
Yes. Yes, they are.
I remember when these guys used to give creepy armor. Some of them do. I'm down. No, I meant specifically these guys. There's a note over here. Oh [ __ ] there's more. Coming. I'm coming.
Did you get him?
Anyway,
there. Solified. Nope. Collected. This is what we're looking for.
You going that way?
I need a drink. Man, I found a cross.
Sweet. Mother of Christ.
on my way. Why are you screaming? Me? No, I was playing with the cross. Oh, the cross over there. Oh, bones.
All right. Sorry, I was trying to get out of your way.
What's up, Bob? That's What the [ __ ] is that? Not friendly looking at all
here. Hold that.
Blow up a sluggy. Those are called sluggies, apparently. Sticky bomb collected.
All right. Well, that was cool. [ __ ] throw a frag at it. All right. [ __ ] it.
That's a [ __ ] There's a [ __ ] in here. There's a [ __ ] Somebody's playing.
Runners. Oh my god. Trying to get my gun. Trying to get my gun.
It's dead. It's just very slow dying.
Oh, I'm out of ammo. My gun. God [ __ ] Not that [ __ ] Oh, click. I'm out of ammo. Oh, I'm reloading.
killed the big one. Funky, you're doing great.
I haven't had full health once this entire playthrough, so I'm doing what I can, boys. More notes. Oh my god, I say that and I can work to have a lot of trouble getting anywhere inside these caves in complete darkness. Even more light in here. It's a safe light up like a Christmas tree. Hank. Understandable, Hank.
Hey, medicine right here. That's funny.
Riddle and Ross. I keep missing.
You keep getting closer and in front of me. All right.
Oh my god.
I go
We both just [ __ ] harvest him. Yeah, you can uh harvest him at the same time and everybody gets it.
Sorry, spoiler. Not really. That happened to us earlier. We Oh, yeah. This is where it gets fun.
There's babies and then regular. Oh, what the hell? The [ __ ] He's like conjoined, but he's a crawler conjoined.
Oh god, he can climb on the ceiling, bro. He's a gi a flesh spider. Where's he at? I don't see his ass in front of me. Right there. I would watch out. I would back up if I were you.
Well, that didn't go where I wanted it.
Yeah, back up for real. Didn't tell me what you were doing. It's like we got to fight him. No, I was going to blow him up.
Did it. Everybody come get some creepy armor.
Oh, baby still alive. As I hit chunky in the back.
More flesh armor. M yummy squishy.
More babies.
They're everywhere. Come on.
Leroy Jenkins.
Jenkins. Leroy.
Oh, this cave just keeps getting there's so much of this stuff.
Yeah.
Ow, that was so loud.
Hey. Ow. Leave my friend alone, you [ __ ]
Where'd he go? There you are,
rat.
Ow. Hey. Stop it,
scoundrel.
I see the light. Yeah, there's an ominous figure in front of the light. Yeah. Help. That's one of them throw [ __ ] What do you mean help? Oh.
Get some creepy armor. Nick, I'm coming. I was lighting up the other creepy dude on fire. 3 2 1 Let's go.
Give me your body. Did you kill the other guy? No, I fireball. Whoa. Well, he's dead now. Figure in my inventory. Ready? Three, two, one.
This is one of the things from the first game that uh they never fixed and then they decided not to cuz it was one of those Yeah, it's fine. It's not that bad.
There goes Ross. Goddamn speedy as always. Fly your roll, pal. Are you much faster than me? A [ __ ] there babies everywhere. Oh my god. I didn't even realize what I was looking at.
Worse than an abortion clinic.
Damn.
Ah, yes. This is where I also park my friends.
Rope rope.
Rope. Rope. Rope. Your boat. Gently down the stream. Merely ropes upon a dream.
Um, okay. Oh, it's a it's one of those rooms. More babies. Not a room. So, just a path. They're spamming babies.
Zombie baby. Oh boy. Can't eat it.
through the little crack in the wall. Oh, babies.
A water bottle.
Uh, I don't like that noise. Whoa, the bagger right there.
Ow.
Think I killed it. Oh my god.
There's that fire chase, pal.
Sell. Watch out. I set myself on fire. No. Ah. On fire.
You get him. Okay. Wait. I'm stuck. Okay. 3 2 1.
I shall eat your flashlight later. Pop that on real quick. Bada boom.
Need to pop a drink as well. Apparently this is hard work what we're doing. I was thirsty.
O.
[ __ ] Where'd you go?
In a circle. Oh, shortcut.
Not even joking. It's literally just a way around where we just came from. Oh.
glowy thing. Oh, it's your light. Okay. Oh, rope gun.
Yes, please. And carbon fiber arrows.
Oh, chunky jumped off early.
Oh [ __ ] Oh, it's a Spider-Man.
Got him. It shled that one. What? Oh, it's a Okay. 3 2 1
Going to equip that. Equip. Very good. Very good. Now we just need to find the scubble. Yeah, for real. But hey, at least we found a tool. That is good. Actually, we can go back to that other cave now because before we needed the rope gun. Yeah, I just don't remember which cave it was. It was the one right next to this one. Oh, okay.
And look at that. The exit. An exit, maybe. Damn. I wonder was on the other path. All right.
Well, how far are we from our our wheels? Uh, not that bad. Yeah.
Hello. Don't mind me. Just traveling through.
Yeah, I think it was this one on the other side of the [ __ ] you, buddy.
Can't believe it's springtime again. I know. I'm excited. I forgot what this game looked like.
Got some some yodellers in the woods. Yoders. Y I'm a blowout.
Oh, I was like, what are you wearing for clothes? Are you stuck?
So, I'm looking at the map. Are you talking about the one to our right currently?
I don't know if the map on the dashboard is the same for you or not. It is zoomed in. Zoomed out. Zoomed in for me. Uh I believe it's the one on our
I think it's the one on our left.
Okay. From my map, all I have is the one we just went in and then Yeah, I think it's the one to our left, like down to our left, like up against the the snow cap area. No, I see four caves on my map. All right, you're driving then. It's on my phone. I don't see it on that map. It's the same map. No, cuz my my phone map zoomed out further. You can zoom out on that one. Just hit your mouse wheel. Oh. Oh, I just picked up a rock. It was the one to the right. There we go. Oh, that's okay. That's the one I was thinking. Ew, the feet armor with this a big giant
You sure you wanted me to drive? Well, now that I know we're on the same page, we'll give you a couple trees and then I'll switch. Not that I not hit trees, but I'm feeling nice and meaty right now. Meaty bonk.
fix my blowout.
It's very nice of you to let Bambi live.
Hey, you know what's funny? What? Virginia's rolling up on us right now.
Just jumps out in front of us. No, she's on our left.
I got to go, boys. All right. Okay. Need to save. Yeah. Can we pop a tent up real quick? You guys are good. I can save on my own. Oh, okay.
Then he doesn't need to save. I'm the host. Only I need to save. Really? Well, no. I have to save, too, because if like I quit like right now without saving, none of the stuff I got will uh be there. Stranger. Ah, yeah. It's weird. They set up. That was a very bright red squirrel. Oh. Well,
actually the right way. H that that's not good. That's entirely really bad running now. I'm running up the hill now.
We can come back for the golf cart.
I fought for the golf cart. You died. Oh.
All right, [ __ ] I wasn't trying to [ __ ] with you. You get in, you [ __ ] drive forward.
That's right up the hill in front of us.
Damn it, Bambi. Damn it, Bambi.
Holy [ __ ]
Nope. Don't know what that was.
They're all around us. There's babies. Why' you get out? The baby was about to jump at me.
All right. Bye. Oh, I thought you were in. No. Oh, this is the cave entrance. Yeah.
[ __ ] it. Can't kill me if I'm in the caves. True. And they come in with us. Surprise.
Yeah, this is the right place. All right. I need some food and water first. Yep, cuz there's the pit. That worked. Uh, I'm good on food and water. Good on that. Just waiting on you, boo boo.
I'm going take a medicine, too, so I can at least be full health. Smart. Got to be smart.
Why is this an exclamation point? Whatever. All right.
Your arm. Well, medicine, duct tape, vodka.
Um, yes. Yes. And uh, yes.
This just me, but I feel like the flashlight got less powerful.
Oh [ __ ] Oh, we need a rebreather here. There's a lot of water. Hopefully there's no uh, oogie boogies in the water. We really going down, aren't we? Yeah. I'm at like 40% on this tank. Uh, same.
That's not cool. That's [ __ ] up, man. Ow.
Wait, they can't swim.
Lol.
Who? Oh, that one's a naked one.
Yeah.
Got another one.
Actually reminds me I want to make uh more molotovs.
There's a new outfit, an air tank, and some 9 mil right here. Nice wet suit. Oh, time to reload my gun. Yeah, I should probably do that, too. I'm going to try and save the ammo for whatever's up here, but
behind you. Well,
that was the most like behind you. All right, down we go. Damn, this is a hell of a slide. Oh god. Okay,
I think I'm going to make some bone armor.
Um, you know, not the worst idea.
I don't know if I have enough to make multiple pieces, but I can make one. I make four pieces. There's been bones and duct tape and rope everywhere.
Stand corrected. I made three. See if I can There's some more bone right here. See if I can make four bones exactly to make another piece.
Yep. I now have full armor. Half bone, half creepy or whatever it's called.
Same. Sick. I feel much better about this now. Luggage. More. Fixing my blowout. More gun ammo. I can't carry any more meds.
I think that's some [ __ ] Yeah, it do be [ __ ]
That battery though.
Where is our pickaxe in our inventory? Inventory. Oh, there it is. Oh, you can't even tell if these lights are on half the time.
Yeah. All right. Way on me way. Hear something making noise. You got runners behind you. Yeah, I got runners everywhere.
Holy [ __ ]
Don't stop swinging, bubbles.
That's not bad. I only lost one armor.
Jesus. That was a lot. Yep. Well, there's more stuff to make molotovs. I'm just going to go ahead and make those. I am playing that game.
If it's giving me a reason to make If it's giving me the recipe for molotov, might as well just make the molotov. Fair.
More bones to make another piece of bone armor.
Yeah. Hold up. I'm going to make another piece. They knocked one piece off of me.
All right. Tip top.
Oh god. Well, there's at least one of the bone guys. There's two of the creepy. Should pull the licky for this. I'm trying to hit with the molotov first. Get your Blickie out.
Blicky acquired.
Casually on fire.
Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is that? I don't know, but I don't like it.
I don't either.
Oh, [ __ ] Ow. It's It's humping me. Reloading. I can't see. I'm out of ammo.
Oh, it is whooping my ass. We are majorly separated right now, brother. Yep.
Okay. Behind me. Behind me. Oh, [ __ ] Click. Click. I'm out of ammo. Coming back. Yeah, I'm coming back with melee.
Oh my god, my armor is getting cooked right now. I got two armor left.
Got it. We got it. Okay, this first one. Yeah. One, two, three. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, [ __ ] I joined you, but it's right on top of us right now.
Let's do this one right here. Yep. One, two, three.
I think there's another one that just spawned.
Oh, just hearing things. Okay, Skinny. Yep. One, two, three.
And fatty. All right. One, two, three.
All right. My character's thirsty and I need to put on all those pieces of armor. Oh, six pieces of armor. Sick.
Eating food and getting a drink.
All right, I am sorted. Wow, we look nasty. Oh my god. I think that was everything that was in here. Everything bad. Anyways,
maintenance bunker. A flashlight attachment collected. Oo.
Oh, 9 mil ammo. C4 that I can't pick up.
More 9 mil ammo. Yeah, a whole buttload of C4.
I hate having to leave meds on the ground. Same. Grenades.
Yep. Don't throw them in your house, kids. Yep.
Nice. Go ahead and reload my pistol.
Yeah, probably [ __ ] bag dumped. Oh, rifle ammo.
How much ammo do I have now? I don't really know. Okay, fair enough. Wait, combine. Uh, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. If we do this. Oh, we can't combine. Oh, I just combined the rail, the flashlight, and the pistol together. So now I got a decked out pistol.
You left without me. I did it, too.
Now we don't have to carry more than one light when we got the gun out.
Have you used the taser yet? I have not. I use it on one of the enemies when our base is getting attacked. They just stop in place. Money money.
Oh boy. Swimming.
Bro, what are with these [ __ ] being right here?
Oh, we got a big boy.
Ow. There we go.
Ready. One, two, three.
Pop that piece on cuz he knocked a couple of them off already. That didn't sound good.
[ __ ] right here.
She's This is an entrance over here where she was standing. Which way you want to go? I went through her little tunnel. [ __ ] it. All right.
got loot.
Ah [ __ ]
Get your ass over here, Skippy. Another one.
bro. It's so lost in these [ __ ] places. Yeah. It's just a big room. It is. That's all there was to it. Just a big room. Just a big hangout.
I see lots
babies. Kill the babies.
Ah, the babies are beating me up.
The [ __ ] is that? I don't know.
Shovel. Shovel. What the [ __ ] is this? Hey, you should probably loot this stuff first.
Where? Oh,
we missed a baby. Yeah, it's down there. Ow.
All right. Um, I can't jump down there.
Neither can I. So big ominous building with lights, I guess.
Oh, smart. Where do these babies keep coming from, bro? I don't know.
Did you try the zipline thing? Yeah, it's just a giant axe here. I'm going to pop a couple flares cuz something seems weird. Why would it just bring us here?
That worked well.
Well, that is certainly a a hole in the ground.
It doesn't look like we're supposed to go that way.
The [ __ ] What? My flare. Yeah. I mean, we just can't. Yeah. It's kind of weird that it would just stop, though.
Do we miss a turn or something? I don't know. That's weird. I mean, we got the shovel. Wait, maybe we need to dig. I don't know where, but uh
That's a light. That's a light. There was no note on this guy. Yeah, I guess digging really wouldn't make sense.
I guess we just leave. [ __ ] Yeah. Can't do nothing else.
How'd we get here? Uh yeah, exactly my concern.
Wait, did we clear that route that we were just looking at? Yeah. Okay. Dollar money underwater. Money bunny bunny.
Oh, apparently there was supposed to be a wall silky over there somewhere.
Let me let me go back real quick cuz I feel like now I'm all turned around. What the [ __ ] No, it's this way.
Looked like there might have been another route.
Yeah, cuz I have to I don't even know if we can backtrack to get out
cuz we had to take the zip line to get over here, but it dropped us off over at the top. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. So, when we were running this way, there was something this way. No,
maybe that's what I saw. What you were just looking at.
There's a wall sluggy. Huh.
Oh, you know what? There's this little room. You know, maybe she maybe we missed it in there cuz we're like, what is this? Just a big empty room.
Well, that's a circle.
Okay, so there's planks right here. And they just stop right here.
H Well, we can't go back cuz of the zipline.
Yum. Maybe we can. [ __ ] it. Try and go back.
Cool. Yep. I found the cut scene.
Oh, [ __ ] launched a giant ass rock at me. Scared the [ __ ] out of me. Just going to throw a frag at him. Sounds like a plan.
Kabooi
scared the [ __ ] out of me, bro. That was like so I was just speedrunning. I wasn't even thinking. I was just speed running.
Okay,
baby. Spam
or babies.
Well, it all makes more sense cuz I was like, why would it just have us run backwards? That don't make any Why would it just end? Cuz all the other ones we went to didn't do that.
All right.
You are thirsty apparently. So, we've got a mark. Oh, did you drop a geoloccator on that bunker with the M marker? I couldn't figure out how to drop it, but it before we left, I noticed that the uh TV was still blinking. So, the marker for it still there on mine at least. Maybe that's the maintenance blinker. I see that. Uh, do you see the blinking M on the map? I do. That one's new. Oh, [ __ ] Kelvin. A butterfly just landed on my machete. Nice. Yeah, I don't remember that the bunk the M M marker being there. So, I'm going to go ahead and grab the cart up here. Yeah. And uh we can head that way.
Hey guys. Hello. Hello. Daniel
left.
I'm going to see if I can take my glider over there. Up on a mountain.
Think I'm going the right way.
Calvin, move,
bro. I going the right way. I don't know. I'm in the cart and I can't tell. Yeah, you are.
Yeah. We're a minute away. You know what? I don't want to deal with this cart right now. Okay. So, how do I glider? I'm up on a rock. Pull your glider out. Jump. Uh, W and D. S pulls it upwards. So, like you start gliding up. Ws it downwards so you start going down to the ground. Okay. Glider. Glider. Glider. Glider. The hell is it? It's on the top left. There it is. Oh, this tunnel's right beneath me. Oh, [ __ ] God bless. Oh, this thing is cool, bro. Yeah, it's fast, too. This is freaking awesome. Wait, haven't we been here before? We have been here. Well, apparently we didn't do a good job. No, the spot where we can dig is here. Do I need to do a soft landing or how does this work? No, you can just land. Just go straight to the ground. Oh, I'm in a tree.
Bust out the shovel. Huh?
Diggy hole. I don't know how deep. Oh, starting to see something.
Oh, it's a hatch.
That's not concerning that they buried a hatch here. Yeah.
What are they hiding? Probably something very bad.
Me throwing the dirt into here, too.
Maintenance A. Didn't that one thing say maintenance B?
Swear I remember that. Oh my. Well, down we go. Ah, I'm scared. At least it's bright.
some stuff here. Tape and C4.
9 mil ammo.
I'm going to pull the gun out.
That's a Is that a Roomba mine? I don't know. That's why I walked around it. Yeah, cuz it look like he had a little something on him. There's babies in front of us.
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I found a key card.
Carl Planter.
Key cards probably to that one place.
Nope. Discover that the painting from the Mr. P's personal collection has gone missing. If anyone has any information, please talk to me directly. There another pistol rail. Indeed. Oh, a laser site. Nice. A save point. This works out great cuz I need to use the bathroom.
Laser sight on the pistol. Uh, yes, please. Oh, that looks fire. Oh, what? Oh my
clothes. Tuxedo. Some meds. Okay, put the book away. I don't need to see it that long. Damn, bro.
How do I look? You look like a bellhop.
